I found this great quote online today:
from Quotes of the Day
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." (Doug Larson)
It made me think of this excuse note that I received from a parent explaining why the kid could not turn in her homework:
Dear Mrs. Nitwit (not my real name ;)
Prudence (not her real name) will not be able to turn in her essay today because she was unable to print. It seems that my husband had a problem yesterday, and he couldn't get it up again until this morning.
Sincerely, Mrs. Patience
I showed this note all around school and found it to be an excellent judge of personality type. Some crack up with instantly while others simply stand there waiting for the punch line. One person went so far as to say "you actually find this amusing?" Needless to say, this guy could have opened soda bottles with his bottom.
1 comment:
That is hilarious!
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