Sunday, July 07, 2013

Toddler Quotes #5

Her:  Mommy will you lick this (jam) off my arm?
Me: No thank you.  Here is a wet wipe.
Her: Why won't you lick me?  A goat would lick me.

"I want to sing a song about a light that fell down when a car went boom."

Me: We will pick your cousin up a the ferry dock.
Her:  Does it fly?
Me: No it goes through the water because it's a boat.
Her:  But fairies have wings!

Upon her first sprinkler play of the summer "This thing refreshes my bum!"

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