It's that time once again when the English teachers in my school have to grade and grade and grade student essays. We sit in a conference room, giant box of student work in front of us, and read all day. The funniest line I've collected so far goes something like this:
"Amanda is my friend and hero because she has everything. She's good at things and shes nice. You could say that she has the perfect package."
Another great one would be:
"This was a great man who showed us all how to do good things. He had the courage to stand up to what he believed in."
More to come I'm sure.